my life as a pigeon

i’m really happy that fun. is getting like super popular and stuff but it just kind of solidifies the fact that a the format reunion will probably never happen and that makes me want to kill myself a little bit.

Anonymous asked: why would you sell your ticket omg

haha because i realized i could make money off of it. if i had VIP/a chance of meeting them i’d go in a heartbeat but there’s literally zero chance of meeting them and i just want to tell louis i love him.

however, i might go stalk the radio station that day to potentially see them.

definitely just sold my one direction ticket for $202.50 so stoked haha.  thats like a $130 profit right there.

electricitysc4pe:

The Story So Far

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(Source: peterparkour, via mylifeasapigeon)

i’m supposed to go caffeine free for the next 2-3 weeks because i’ve burnt out my beta receptors or something? i’ve made it two days so far and i’m D Y I N G.

khanh:

malikmustache:

fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)

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the entire pint has 150 calories.

best thing to happen to my life o m g.

y'all buy my one direction ticket!!! →

Attn Attn! My one direction ticket is officially on sale!

Phoenix 6/10 section 4 row 13 seat 11.
Message for details?

Also reblog maybe? Thanks!

offendpoppunk:

i spent this year as a guy in a pigeon costume and i’m not sure what i’m looking for

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hannahjohntana:

u know when u think you look cute and then you leave your house and see like 1000 people who are more attractive than you and then you realized you actually look like shit

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justbeenjustin:

I’m proud to live in a country where moms get a day and sharks get a week

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I’m very unprepared for this!! (Taken with Instagram at Scottsdale Civic Center Plaza)

lissalynn:

desotodeson:

iasomie:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

dear lord

jesus

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